Tumblr Mouse Cursors
macy thurler.
  1. spenceromg:

    I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

    (via bitchlyps)

  2. tay-zee:

    babeobaggins:

    kr6979:

    babeobaggins:

    best ugly nigga lines:

    • can I get a hug?
    • you got a man?
    • *in reply to yes i got a man* okay what that got to do with me?
    • *or* ok but can’t we be friends tho?
    • *in reply to no you can’t have my number* okay but if you give me your number you can get to know me

    Wow, so many shallow people in the world lol

    why you callin people shallow cause you corny?

    you did it to yourself bruh

  3. Please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

    (Source: askpillow, via tay-zee)

  4. awwww-cute:

    Rehabilitating penguins wearing sweaters

    (via tragicsandzeros)

  5. communistbakery:

    textbaka:

    tumblr is a lot like singing tbh

    yeah because you can only hit like 3 notes

    (via imnotalltheremyselfdear)

  6. deathby-chanel:

    deckthebunkers:

    do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

    This fucked me up

    (Source: my-patronus-is-a-winchester, via imnotalltheremyselfdear)

  7. tatehorror:

    tsarbucks:

    supermoclel:

    fallen-for-autumn:

    fabiangow:

    supermoclel:

    now that it’s warmer i can finally wear shorts and offend people with my natural body hair

    I have never laughed so hard in my life.

    Fucking. Shave.

    fucking shave your negativity(:

    sophia slayin it

    I saw this comment right

    So I clicked on their blog and..

    I don’t even know where to begin oh my

    (via youtuberschangedmylife)

  8. spookbubbles:

    y0ualreadykn0ww:

    sunnyfuckingdisposition:

    I know it’s fucked up, but I really routed for this bitch when I was little.

    its not fucked up because sharpay was just trying to chase her dream and be the bEST SHE CAN BE BUT GABRIELLA CAME OUTTA NO WHERE LIKE LOL HEHE TROY LETS DO ALL THE MUSICALS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES AND KEPT TAKING SHARPAYS DREAM AWAY FROM HER rude ass bitch

    And sharpays songs were SO MUCH BETTER TOO THEY WERE FUN AND GABRIELLA JUST SANG ALL SLOW ABOUT LOVE AND SHE MADE YOU WANT TO FALL ASLEEP BUT SHARPAYS MUSIC WAS THE SHIT

    (via youtuberschangedmylife)

    • Plot Twist:   All exams got cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sat revising bollocks they're not going to use in the future
  9. ernoticon:

    *tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

    (via youtuberschangedmylife)

  10. spaghettipeej:

    spaghettipeej:

    i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

    MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

    (via youtuberschangedmylife)

  11. mrasayf:

    I needed to do this.

    (via youtuberschangedmylife)

  12. kidxforever:

    arandomwhitedude:

    shoutout to all girls in relationships submittin nudes. tru. fuck ya boyfriend. im rooting for yall to get into fights cuz every time he doesn’t text back that’s another areola for me to see. keep bein a aint shit couple

    lmaoooooooo

    (via tay-zee)

  13. jillyd4:

    myusernamehere:

    thegoatjustatethemoney:

    Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
    Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
    Interviewer: But you have to do it!
    Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
    Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
    Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
    Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
    Adele: Oh my god.

    ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO

    *DEAD*

    CRYING

    (Source: sfttr, via youtuberschangedmylife)

    osamah:

    what the fuckc was spy kids anyway

    (Source: objectifications, via youtuberschangedmylife)