Tumblr Mouse Cursors
macy thurler.
  1. alekshdfilms:

    one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

    (via egberts)

    (Source: thunderstorms12, via lean-wolf)

  2. donutlikeu:

    scraggay:

    slam nunk

    the score is 6 to nun 

    (Source: k1x, via radicalforce)

  3. Their love started in a photo lab. She would bring in her film to him. He would develop it. She called him “Pro Photo Guy” to her friends. He lit up every time she walked in the lab. Months went by. Awkward conversation and hellos and good byes were all they exchanged for months. One day they both built up the courage to move their conversation outside the lab, and onto bikes. They rode around exploring Portland, in areas they both had never been to. Both film photographers. Both so attracted to the way each other saw the world. Both falling in love with each other. 

    (Source: handcraftedinvirginia, via soulmates--never--die)

  4. londoin:

    do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

    (via givingblowjobs)

  5. rosiebeck:

    nxv:

    primisthebomb:

    I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

    i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

    I threw a grape in the air
    I went to catch it I swear
    It hit a spider that fell
    and now they’re on my face

    (via your-book-has-no-end)

  6. nayx:

    legally required disclaimer at the beginning of every dora the explorer video game

    (Source: weareallmaddhere, via passion)

  7. the-time-goddess-of-221b:

    smoochlock:

    so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

    image

    i’m fucking crying 

    it says ‘no.’

    it literally says NO.

    oh my god

    (via egberts)

  8. driving-in-the-sampala:

    penceyprepofficial:

    when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

    First

    (Source: penceyprepofficial, via youtuberschangedmylife)

  9. perchu:

    when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog

    image

    (via youtuberschangedmylife)

  10. thugplant:

    guys with voices so deep u can feel it in da clit

    (via ship-hard)

  11. hotboysofficial:

    when someone tickles ur neck

    image

    (via goldencinnabon)

  12. seductivecronus:

    risingtensions:

    physical comedy

    I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

    then this shit.

    (Source: rabbitboy, via donnacabonna)